What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

HELLO

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

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Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

{RING} {RING}

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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

After a few moments he returns.

So I’m getting piano lessons and my teacher wants me to get an upright piano instead of a keyboard. An upright piano is way above my price range, so what do I do? And what’s the difference between an upright piano and a keyboard?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What are the primary causes of the persistent smog crisis affecting Delhi and other parts of North India?

Sure no problem officer.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What might be the social consequences of an ethnic as opposed to a civic conception of the nation?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Yes sir it is.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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